Wheelbarrow upgrade centre

Please select one of the following upgrades for your wheelbarrow. Cost indicates the number of placed ads you have to click on in order to be worthy of the upgrade. (Note: this may violate Google AdSense's T&Cs).

Once you have made your selection, you may proceed to the Self-Service Checkout (which will invariably shout condescending messages about your inadequacy for everyone behind you in the queue to hear), or the Checkout Queue For People Who Have Forgotten Which Handbag They Left Their 7p-off Voucher In, where you will be damned to queue for eternity.